PATRICK BARNEY ARTIST AUTHOR TEACHER

Wally & Sidny - Travels

Juniper & Sally - Travels

Noodel the Blorgiphant - Travels

aMAZEing travels

Notes on the Universe:
For Beginners

Noodel's Fun Happy Amusing Diverting Delightful Mesmeric Amazing Cool Travel-Time Book
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patrick barney        artist      author      teacher

A Plethora of Literary & Activity Books to Buy!

CORONAVIRUS AND ME
An activity book with a story, mazes, word searches, and color-in pages.
If you'd like to buy a printed version of this book,  use the buttons beneath.

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Read CORONAVIRUS AND ME For Free

MISTER BROCKOOLI -
WISDOMS & INSIGHTS

A book with philosophy & illustrations.
This book is for sale. You can also see the online version if you'd like - read for free.

Read MISTER BROCKOOLI - WISDOMS & INSIGHTS free
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SAFARI INTO THE WILDNESS

It's a fun, weird, nutty, adventurous adventure. Navigate through a 40-page maze in the wildness of bizarre and fascinating creatures to get to Pecan's Pachyderm Pals. Check the online sample book for free.
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NOODEL THE BLORGIPHANT - TRAVELS
It's a science fiction coloring book - print version available at Barnes & Noble online.
Currently free to read online version.

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JUNIPER & SALLY - TRAVELS
Also a science fiction coloring book - print version available at Barnes & Noble online.
Currently free to read online version.

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THE DRAGON, LINDWORM,
& WYVERN BOOK

A collection of 7 tales involving large creatures. Read 3 of these free online.
THE DRAGON, LINDWORM, & WYVERN BOOK / 3 Tales
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NOODEL'S FUN HAPPY AMUSING DIVERTING DELIGHTFUL MESMERIC AMAZING COOL TRAVEL-TIME BOOK
Cool stuff inside - print version available at Barnes & Noble online.
You can check out the online version free! : )

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NOTES ON THE UNIVERSE:
FOR BEGINNERS

A science fiction & philosophy book. Includes notes on time & planar travel, and stuff on going about the Universe. Print version to buy. Free to read online version.
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WALLY & SIDNY'S THEORY ON REALITY & THE UNIVERSE
A science fiction & philosophy book. Wally & Sidny's theory regarding Earth humans, their own progress, and societal formation & development.
Read WALLY & SIDNY'S RATU THEORY BOOK free
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BRENT BRONZE - MAN OF IRON
Everything in Brent Bronze's life is extraordinary. Even receiving a package.

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Go Ahead & Read BRENT BRONZE - MAN OF IRON for Free

works  

Patrick has authored and published 28 books: 
Literary, Poetry, & Activity

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Literary Books
The Tribal Lands
My Ukrainian Wife
The Dragon, Lindworm, & Wyvern Book
Codex Zorgeloos
The Transplant
wood dragon
Notes on the Universe: For Beginners
Wally & Sidny's Theory on Reality &
  the Universe
Mister brockooli - Wisdoms & Insights


Poetry books
The Lindworm's Song
The Lindworm's Song - Book Two


Activity books
aMAZEing travels
Safari into the Wildness
Caravan of Creatures
A Journey into the Hinterland
The Floppy Eared Bipedal Pachyderm
  & other Oddities
Dumb Duck Coloring Book!
The Zorgeloos Coloring Book
Love For All
Alfa - Zulu
Mister Feenix - Rise From Ashes
Mister Feenix - The Seven Virtues

Literary-Activity books
Wally & Sidny - Travels
Juniper & Sally - Travels
Noodel the Blorgiphant - Travels
Noodel's Fun Happy Amusing Diverting
  Delightful Mesmeric Amazing Cool
  Travel-Time Book
Coronavirus and me


Learn more about Noodel the Blorgiphant at his site...
Noodel the Blorgiphant Site
I'm Patrick Barney, artist & author, and high school teacher in the subjects of: U.S. Government, German, & Anthropology. I've had the  amazing opportunity to raise three children, and also the privilege to see great parts of the world. I've lived in both Europe and Asia, and had the opportunity to visit and see incredible sites in Egypt.

I grew up in Southern California, lived in Utah, Ohio,  New Jersey, & Kansas. I retired from my Kansas teaching career in 2022 and departed the United States. Now I reside in the Republic of the Philippines, on Negros Island.

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Pecan & Pasto's Festive Site of Whatever
Noodel the Blorgiphant's Internet Happy Place!
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