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MISTER BROCKOOLI - WISDOMS & INSIGHTS A book with philosophy & illustrations. This book is for sale. You can also see the online version if you'd like - read for free. |
SAFARI INTO THE WILDNESS It's a fun, weird, nutty, adventurous adventure. Navigate through a 40-page maze in the wildness of bizarre and fascinating creatures to get to Pecan's Pachyderm Pals. Check the online sample book for free. |
NOODEL THE BLORGIPHANT - TRAVELS It's a science fiction coloring book - print version available at Barnes & Noble online. Currently free to read online version. |
JUNIPER & SALLY - TRAVELS Also a science fiction coloring book - print version available at Barnes & Noble online. Currently free to read online version. |
THE DRAGON, LINDWORM, & WYVERN BOOK A collection of 7 tales involving large creatures. Read 3 of these free online. NOODEL'S FUN HAPPY AMUSING DIVERTING DELIGHTFUL MESMERIC AMAZING COOL TRAVEL-TIME BOOK Cool stuff inside - print version available at Barnes & Noble online. You can check out the online version free! : ) |
NOTES ON THE UNIVERSE: FOR BEGINNERS A science fiction & philosophy book. Includes notes on time & planar travel, and stuff on going about the Universe. Print version to buy. Free to read online version. |
WALLY & SIDNY'S THEORY ON REALITY & THE UNIVERSE A science fiction & philosophy book. Wally & Sidny's theory regarding Earth humans, their own progress, and societal formation & development. |
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Patrick has authored and published 28 books:
Literary, Poetry, & Activity |
Literary Books
The Tribal Lands My Ukrainian Wife The Dragon, Lindworm, & Wyvern Book Codex Zorgeloos The Transplant wood dragon Notes on the Universe: For Beginners Wally & Sidny's Theory on Reality & the Universe Mister brockooli - Wisdoms & Insights Poetry books
The Lindworm's Song The Lindworm's Song - Book Two Activity books
aMAZEing travels Safari into the Wildness Caravan of Creatures A Journey into the Hinterland The Floppy Eared Bipedal Pachyderm & other Oddities Dumb Duck Coloring Book! The Zorgeloos Coloring Book Love For All Alfa - Zulu Mister Feenix - Rise From Ashes Mister Feenix - The Seven Virtues Literary-Activity books
Wally & Sidny - Travels Juniper & Sally - Travels Noodel the Blorgiphant - Travels Noodel's Fun Happy Amusing Diverting Delightful Mesmeric Amazing Cool Travel-Time Book Coronavirus and me |
Learn more about Noodel the Blorgiphant at his site... |
I'm Patrick Barney, artist & author, and high school teacher in the subjects of: U.S. Government, German, & Anthropology. I've had the amazing opportunity to raise three children, and also the privilege to see great parts of the world. I've lived in both Europe and Asia, and had the opportunity to visit and see incredible sites in Egypt.
I grew up in Southern California, lived in Utah, Ohio, New Jersey, & Kansas. I retired from my Kansas teaching career in 2022 and departed the United States. Now I reside in the Republic of the Philippines, on Negros Island. |