CORONAVIRUS AND ME
An activity book with a story, mazes, word searches, and color-in pages.
If you'd like to buy a printed version of this book,  use the buttons beneath.

MISTER BROCKOOLI -
WISDOMS & INSIGHTS
A book with philosophy & illustrations.
This book is for sale. You can also see the online version if you'd like - read for free.

SAFARI INTO THE WILDNESS
It's a fun, weird, nutty, adventurous adventure. Navigate through a 40-page maze in the wildness of bizarre and fascinating creatures to get to Pecan's Pachyderm Pals. Check the online sample book for free.

NOODEL THE BLORGIPHANT - TRAVELS
It's a science fiction coloring book - print version available at Barnes & Noble online.
Currently free to read online version.

JUNIPER & SALLY - TRAVELS
Also a science fiction coloring book - print version available at Barnes & Noble online.
Currently free to read online version.
 
THE DRAGON, LINDWORM,
& WYVERN BOOK
A collection of 7 tales involving large creatures. Read 3 of these free online.
 
NOODEL'S FUN HAPPY AMUSING DIVERTING DELIGHTFUL MESMERIC AMAZING COOL TRAVEL-TIME BOOK
Cool stuff inside - print version available at Barnes & Noble online.
You can check out the online version free! : )

NOTES ON THE UNIVERSE:
FOR BEGINNERS
A science fiction & philosophy book. Includes notes on time & planar travel, and stuff on going about the Universe. Print version to buy. Free to read online version.

WALLY & SIDNY'S THEORY ON REALITY & THE UNIVERSE
A science fiction & philosophy book. Wally & Sidny's theory regarding Earth humans, their own progress, and societal formation & development.
BRENT BRONZE - MAN OF IRON
Everything in Brent Bronze's life is extraordinary. Even receiving a package.
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Patrick has authored and published 28 books: 
Literary, Poetry, & Activity
Literary Books
The Tribal Lands
My Ukrainian Wife
The Dragon, Lindworm, & Wyvern Book
Codex Zorgeloos
The Transplant
wood dragon
Notes on the Universe: For Beginners
Wally & Sidny's Theory on Reality &
  the Universe
Mister brockooli - Wisdoms & Insights

Poetry books
The Lindworm's Song
The Lindworm's Song - Book Two

Activity books
aMAZEing travels
Safari into the Wildness
Caravan of Creatures
A Journey into the Hinterland
The Floppy Eared Bipedal Pachyderm
  & other Oddities
Dumb Duck Coloring Book!
The Zorgeloos Coloring Book
Love For All
Alfa - Zulu
Mister Feenix - Rise From Ashes
Mister Feenix - The Seven Virtues

Literary-Activity books
Wally & Sidny - Travels
Juniper & Sally - Travels
Noodel the Blorgiphant - Travels
Noodel's Fun Happy Amusing Diverting
  Delightful Mesmeric Amazing Cool
  Travel-Time Book
Coronavirus and me

Learn more about Noodel the Blorgiphant at his site...
I'm Patrick Barney, artist & author, and high school teacher in the subjects of: U.S. Government, German, & Anthropology. I've had the  amazing opportunity to raise three children, and also the privilege to see great parts of the world. I've lived in both Europe and Asia, and had the opportunity to visit and see incredible sites in Egypt.

I grew up in Southern California, lived in Utah, Ohio,  New Jersey, & Kansas. I retired from my Kansas teaching career in 2022 and departed the United States. Now I reside in the Republic of the Philippines, on Negros Island.