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SAFARI INTO THE WILDNESS
It's a fun, weird, nutty, adventurous adventure. Navigate through a 40-page maze in the wildness of bizarre and fascinating creatures to get to Pecan's Pachyderm Pals. Check the online sample book for free.
THE DRAGON, LINDWORM,
& WYVERN BOOK
A collection of 7 tales involving large creatures. Read 3 of these free online.
NOODEL'S FUN HAPPY AMUSING DIVERTING DELIGHTFUL MESMERIC AMAZING COOL TRAVEL-TIME BOOK
Cool stuff inside - print version available at Barnes & Noble online.
You can check out the online version free! : )
WALLY & SIDNY'S THEORY ON REALITY & THE UNIVERSE
A science fiction & philosophy book. Wally & Sidny's theory regarding Earth humans, their own progress, and societal formation & development.
Patrick has authored and published 28 books:
Literary, Poetry, & Activity
The Tribal Lands
My Ukrainian Wife
The Dragon, Lindworm, & Wyvern Book
Notes on the Universe: For Beginners
Wally & Sidny's Theory on Reality &
Mister brockooli - Wisdoms & Insights
The Lindworm's Song
The Lindworm's Song - Book Two
Safari into the Wildness
Caravan of Creatures
A Journey into the Hinterland
The Floppy Eared Bipedal Pachyderm
& other Oddities
Dumb Duck Coloring Book!
The Zorgeloos Coloring Book
Love For All
Alfa - Zulu
Mister Feenix - Rise From Ashes
Mister Feenix - The Seven Virtues
Wally & Sidny - Travels
Juniper & Sally - Travels
Noodel the Blorgiphant - Travels
Noodel's Fun Happy Amusing Diverting
Delightful Mesmeric Amazing Cool
Coronavirus and me
I'm Patrick Barney, artist & author, and high school teacher in the subjects of: U.S. Government, German, & Anthropology. I've had the amazing opportunity to raise three children, and also the privilege to see great parts of the world. I've lived in both Europe and Asia, and had the opportunity to visit and see incredible sites in Egypt.
I grew up in Southern California, lived in Utah, Ohio, & New Jersey; and I now reside in the tiny city of Russell - State of Kansas.
Other websites: Blorgiphant.com & PecanPasto.com & TheTribalLands.com
I can be contacted at: email@example.com